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Web Dev Quiz: Who’s Your Superhero Soulmate?

Web Dev Quiz: Who’s Your Superhero Soulmate?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Or wait… is that love we see in the air? We, web developers, are superheroes by nature – but sometimes, dating a programmer takes even more supernatural stamina, energy, and patience! Ready to find out who your superhero soulmate is? Let’s go!

Batman

Oh, look at your superhero soulmate! Independent and mysterious, he won’t let anyone play with his toys or step inside his hideout. Well, unless you’re the one! Unlike other superheroes, he doesn’t show off his skills, but he is always there to support you at the darkest times or challenge you for a new adventure. Just don’t rile him, okay? He has a fierce temper and won’t hesitate to take revenge.

Catwoman

Oh, look at your superhero soulmate! Independent and mysterious, she won’t let anyone play with her toys or step inside her hideout. Well, unless you’re the one! Unlike other superheroes, she doesn’t show off her skills, but she is always there to support you at the darkest times or challenge you for a new adventure. Just don’t rile her, okay? She has a fierce temper and won’t hesitate to take revenge.

Superman

Your superhero soulmate is just too epic for words. He’s a natural leader, and other people instinctively look up to him, idolizing his passion, will-power, and fearlessness. He will stop at nothing when it comes to making you happy. Plus, he’s devastatingly attractive, which is a welcome distraction from all the tedious coding!

Wonder Woman

Your superhero soulmate is just too epic for words. She’s a natural leader, and other people instinctively look up to her, idolizing her passion, will-power, and fearlessness. She will stop at nothing when it comes to making you happy. Plus, she’s devastatingly attractive, which is a welcome distraction from all the tedious coding!

Spiderman

Your superhero soulmate is a bit of an unsung hero. Easy-going and quiet, sometimes people don’t appreciate the effort he puts in to make everyone happy. However, you love his innovative, creative personality, not to mention his cute sense of humor. He’s always there to save you from boredom and remind you that there’s a life outside the W3C standards, which he’s happy to spend with you. Awww!

Black Widow

Your superhero soulmate is a bit of an unsung hero. Easy-going and quiet, sometimes people don’t appreciate the effort she puts in to make everyone happy. However, you love her innovative, creative personality, not to mention her cute sense of humor. She’s always there to save you from boredom and remind you that there’s a life outside the W3C standards, which she’s happy to spend with you. Awww!

Wolverine

Your superhero soulmate is certainly a lone wolf. A natural warrior, not to mention a bit of a rebel – he’s strong-willed, fierce, and fiery. However, while this is irresistibly attractive, it can make him hard work at times. If there’s a job to do, he’ll get on with it, with no messing around. Business is business, after all. But the good news is, he’s equally as dedicated to you.

Gamora

Your superhero soulmate is certainly a lone wolf. A natural warrior, not to mention a bit of a rebel – she’s strong-willed, fierce, and fiery. However, while this is irresistibly attractive, it can make her hard work at times. If there’s a job to do, she’ll get on with it, with no messing around. Business is business, after all. But the good news is, she’s equally as dedicated to you.

Deadpool

Your superhero soulmate is gorgeously nerdy and deliciously witty. Spending time with him is like being on a rollercoaster, and everything he does is filled with creativity and energy. He’s not your everyday hero – he’s got charisma and charm, but his reluctance to take life seriously can be frustrating. Keep him in line, and you can be sure you’ll never experience a dull moment.

Harley Quinn

Your superhero soulmate is gorgeously nerdy and deliciously witty. Spending time with her is like being on a rollercoaster, and everything she does is filled with creativity and energy. She’s not your everyday hero – she’s got charisma and charm, but her reluctance to take life seriously can be frustrating. Keep her in line, and you can be sure you’ll never experience a dull moment.

First, we’ve got to know, is your date a hero or heroine?

He’s my hero.

She’s my heroine.

Which of these scenarios is a total dating deal-breaker?

My date thinks it’s a good idea to take me for a hike. No chargers, no wifi – no way!

My date can’t even talk CSS. In fact, they don’t know the difference between Github and Codepen. Well, this is awkward…

My date constantly needs help with their computer. It’s getting kinda boring.

Argh! My date knows more coding languages than I do, and their coding is super clean. Now I feel threatened!

Oh boy, my date just told me they hated Star Wars. They don’t even laugh over GOT memes. Yikes.

What would be your idea of a fun afternoon with your date?

We’ll review each other’s code. In complete darkness. And silence.

We’ll eat pizza and watch our favorite geeky films.

We’ll have some good old-fashioned fun taking part in a hackathon!

We’ll hang out with friends and chill out.

Cross-fit training, of course! We don’t waste time relaxing.

Describe your perfect match in CSS.

#muscles { display: flex; }

.superhero { color: #BADA55; }

.geekyjokes { word-spacing: 0; }

.fear { display: none; }

.ninja { visibility: hidden; color: black; }

Disaster strikes! It’s your anniversary and you’ve got to work ‘til at least 3am. How does your soulmate react?

“The city needs a hero. And I understand the importance of working alone.”

“It’s time to stand against your boss! Kick some butts and take no prisoners.”

“Let’s tag-team it, honey! We’ll get it done in half the time!”

“It’s our night, but I understand, with great power comes great responsibility.”

“Uh, you can always call in sick, right?”

When it comes to being part of a team, what’s your natural role?

You’re the silent, strong type who works solo and gets results.

You’re the inspirational leader who delegates to others.

You’re the quiet one who ends up doing a lot of the work.

You’re the rebel who often questions authority.

You’re the loveable geek who goofs off a lot.

What’s your ideal Valentine’s gift?

Two special tickets to an Awwwards or Smashingconf meetup would do nicely!

The fanciest gadget to boost your productivity and make others envy.

A romantic CSS demo would show real thought.

Just a beautiful smile from a loved one makes your day.

A box of chocolates. A really big box of chocolates. Oh, and also to rule the world.

Choose the quote that reflects your personality best.

“99 little bugs swimming in the code. 99 little bugs swimming in the code. Take one down, then patch it all around… and there’ll be 117 little bugs swimming in the code.”

“I want to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.”

“Two weeks?!? I could build it in two hours.”

“Ah, don’t panic. I know a workaround.”

“If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0.”

Choose your favorite bug tracker.

Bugzilla. It’s fast, aggressive and slick.

Jira. It’s the best, of course.

Redmine. It’s straightforward and it does the job.

Zoho Projects. This baby means business.

Trac. I like it simple and hassle-free.

Even the most loved-up web developers have fights from time to time. If you and your superhero have a row, what would be your main beef with them?

They are just so distant all the time!

Too bossy, and just a leeetle bit full of themselves.

They’re just too nice. Boring!

They’re a hot-head and they need to calm down.

They’re too crazy at times, and never know when the joke’s over.

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